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Thrombey patriarch carks it (on birthday night)
In this fun whodunnit that’s a sheer delight.
Ensemble cast: so terrific.
Great direction. Wit: prolific.
… And costume design that’s a gorgeous sight.

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Destiny, Ramona and co riding high (a money train) …
But the GFC puts that to a stop. Here comes pain.
Then creative chemistry skills
Restart the paying of bills.
Terrific performance from Lopez: a powerhouse hurricane.

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Knockout central performance from Stenberg. Starr: a code-switcher,
Her compartmentalised life is a difficult-to-balance mixture
Of conflicting worlds. Navigating justified fury
(Police brutality, racism, an unfair jury …).
A gripping gut-punch. A timely, essential look at the ugly big picture.

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Ms Israel (briefly known in the cliquey world of New York lit)
Refuses to play the game - and therefore just doesn’t fit.
The screenplay and direction here is sterling.
Grant shines, as does McCarthy (the unfurling
Life of Lee - audaciously impersonating departed writers of wit).

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Powerhouse Davis’ Veronica post a life-altering eruption:
Unfathomable grief, desperation and disruption.
More than a heist. Dark and gritty
And always looming: the city
With its deep memory and ingrained curse of corruption.

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There are truly outrageous plot points, but if you can run
With them, there’s some fabulous, escapist fun
To be had. Hendrick and Lively shine.
Highlights: stunning costume design,
Some music choices and a colour palette than can stun.

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So the Ocean family traits are ingrained and lasting.
An elaborate scheme. Complex skills. In they go blasting.
It’s an enormously fun ride
Watching these cool women slide
Into a great adventure. Excellent (lead and ensemble) casting.

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Vile, damaged March (full of poison, and new to town)
Brings on an event that’ll require the rep of the Crown.
From Thornton: extraordinary storytelling
Visually commanding, and so compelling.
Doolans: brilliant work (as a boy used to being pushed down).

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Enforcer and PI doing dangerous jobs for loot. When needed, they'll lie, scare and shoot. Often funny, and good leads rapport, But the script needed more. Highlight: Gosling drunk-acting. A hoot!

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Boston crims and cops: all cloak and dagger. Towards the truth the Feds start to stagger. Depp: cartoonish as Whitey. The highlight: a mighty Performance from Edgerton (with his FBI swagger).

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