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Ian’s nervous; lacks confidence; gets stressed.
He’s heard tell his late dad was the best.
Conjuring skills: a bit shoddy …
(Oops! Only half a body)
Brothers bond on an exciting adventure quest.

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Lovely lead performances. Overall highlight: witty, clever princess stuff.
It’s a kids’ film unafraid to have an undying message that’s tough
(Being co-dependent and possessive
Can makes a friendship oppressive)
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Won’t age well (‘today’ references: too specific; not generic enough).

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From Baby Dory's eyes to Hank's version of ranting, It's full of delights. Also, expertly implanting Messages re: disability; inclusion. Many visual treats? Yes, a profusion. It's a sequel that's quite charming and enchanting.

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Judy (daughter of breeders most prolific) Has a dream that's quite specific. Beautiful lessons about diversity And about overcoming adversity. Highlight: Bateman, who's really quite terrific.

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Michael, who feels alone and is tightly wound, Is travelling (speaking engagement bound). Sadly, Lisa feels she's ordinary. The animation is extraordinary. Some beautiful moments here are quite profound.

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